Kakashi: "Let me tell you about the five Kages and the five hidden villiages so we can lengthen the episode and animate less."
Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto: "Oh..."
Kakashi: "Hey, at least it isn't a flashback."
Naruto: "Good point."
Kakashi: "Anyway, you've got the five villiages; the drinking gourd (wind), the dog crap (stone), the squiggly lines (waves), the three puddles (water), and the...what the crap is our symbol?! No, seriously! It doesn't even look like a leaf! It looks like a snail fell over and can't get up!"
Naruto: "Umm...sensei?"
Kakashi: "Oh yeah, and then there's the five Kages. The blue, green, red, brown, and yeallow. And together they are: The Kage Rangers!"
Power Rangers theme plays...
Kakashi: "That answer your question?"
Naruto: "We didn't ask you anything."
Kakashi: "Y'know, Logic has a brother. His name is: SHUT THE HELL UP!
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